Here, we discuss a few places, people and things that are more than faintly gay, but the jury’s still “out”, pun intended:
* French-speaking Canada
* Ace and Gary from the Ambiguously Gay Duo
* Bert and Ernie – let’s break it down for non-believers: two unmarried “bachelor” man puppets share an apartment on Sesame Street. Hmmmmmm.
* Peppermint Patty and Marcie – so what’s the deal with these two Peanuts? I’ve never seen a strip where one doesn’t appear without the other, and Marcie clearly is infatuated with the Pattymeister. Just between us, we know who wears the pants in that “family”. Right, Sir?
* Rainbows
* St. Francis of Assisi – though extremely effeminate, St. Francis of Assisi MAY not have actually been gay, but have you ever looked into the origins of the words San Francisco?
* The Navy
* The Air Force
* Wrestling – okay, if we had our druthers, we’d put this on the definitely gay list, but that could just be wishful thinking.
* Spongebob Squarepants – as “ambiguously gay” as Barney, The Smurfs, and the world’s most vilified teletubby, Tinky Winky.
* Superman – Let’s see. This superhuman thrives under the guise of a secret identity. And those tights are really….well,….tight. Rumor has it that he and Batman like to take camping trips together.
* Gary Shannon
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