Here are people, places and things that are so gay, it hurts….
Especially when you touch it….
Down there….
* Tom Cruise – this guy’s wearin’ so much cover-up, he should consider becoming a spokesperson for Maybelline.
* Gay Cruises – or for that matter, “Boat Trip” starring Cuba Gooding Jr about a gay love boat. Or for that matter, Cuba Gooding Jr.
* Leather Bars – or films that they feature in, such as “Cruisin’”.
* You, if the films “Querelle”, “Cruisin’”, and Jeepers Creepers 2″ all figure on your top ten list.
* Lance Bass
* The rest of the members of ‘N Sync.
* Brian Littrell
* Each of the remaining members of The Backstreet Boys
* Tom Ford – but that’s okay, he looks fabulous.
* You, if either of the songs “I’m Coming Out” by Diana Ross, “We Are Family” by Sister Sledge, or “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” figures on your top ten list.
* Most catholic priests. Yeah, you heard me.
* Your dad, especially if he’s a catholic priest.
* Tom Cruise. Yeah, I know he’s at the top of the list, but he’s worth repeating.
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One thing that Tom Cruise doesn’t do, but YOU can, is play casino games at quality online casinos, such as online slots or poker. Cruise on down to your computer, log on to your favorite online casinos that accepts US players and play slots for cash!
